The problem with Swedish film-making is the relentlessly sunny optimism that infects all their productions.

Today's Cracked article about movie easter eggs makes me actually want to see Inception a little bit.

Of course, it's possible i'm completely wrong in both of my preceding statements as Hungarian is as hard as particularly hard balls.

The ambiguity of my last statement bothered me so i edited it from "Hungary [wins (verb)/win (noun)]." to the more clear-cut "Hungarian win", which is only ambiguous if read as referring to a particular Hungarian person rather than a win for Hungarian things in general.

My grasp of grammar is not up to the task of determining whether or not "magyar győzelem" is, in fact, a statement. is not a statement.

i have discovered the least efficient way of learning a new language.

After much consideration, I've decided that I prefer the word "randy" to the word "horny."

A grape is just a raisin d'etre.

I want to start a mariachi band called Macho Nacho and the Poquito Burritos.

No one can stop me from referring to popsicles as 'cold on the cob'.